Thoughts From A Wandering Mind

* I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
* I had amnesia once -- or twice.
* Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.
* What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.
* Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
* Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
* One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
* The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
* How can there be self-help 'groups'?
* If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
* Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?

Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md.