Just For Fun

I'm a pessimistic optimist. I expect the worst - that way things can only get better.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuff?

Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mistakes are made from time to time. Without them, some of us would have never been born!