Thursday, April 17, 2008

Answers to All Your Important Questions

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (this was my Dad's famous joke)

5. What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 2 weeks

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

14. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

6 comments:

Roxanne said...

I remember Mom's horror as Dad told that joke to a speaker that was staying at their house.

Maureen said...

I love #7 and 15
Too funny

Amy said...

HA!!

Rhonda said...

Those are very cute. I like #7.

Vicki said...

Andrew got this as an E-mail yesterday and by the end we were both laughing our heads off!

redeemed diva said...

Has Tammy koroscil seen these yet. very cute!